seven secrets meme.

The inimitable Ms. Loaf of More of This and Less of That did this seven secrets meme, and I decided I should too.

1) If I weren't a writer, I would want to be a museum curator or a florist.

2) I love the words: pluperfect, arabesque, unmitigated, widdershins.

3) I dislike the words: cake, moist, studly, incident, seed.

4) I love firelight, the sound of a serrated knife through a crisp bread crust, violets, owls, and the smell of hair that's been slept on.

5) I dislike conceptual Shakespeare, French manicures on toes, unexpected visitors, and people that think Jo should have ended up with Laurie.

6) I'm terrified of sea monsters and small spaces.

7) I know how to say "my dick is broken" in Hebrew.